There were fleas everywhere. May 26, 2022, 3:58 PM PDT. Have you dined with us before? In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. She starred in two television sitcoms, Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. My dadwould only get a dollars worth of gas, all thetime. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. Ellen Degeneres: ( 00:00) Hi, everyone and welcome. "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" came to an end on Thursday, wrapping a 19-season run. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. Try Rev for free and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. We dont try socks on because we trust Because the size is so Its likesize three through 11. [crowd cheers] [claps], That was before I got my new voice. See those leaders start to frown The place with all the words? And this side of the table? But yet, so you can see like her hair is soaking wet shes got mud on her face and were So we get down to the bottom and we take a picture with our group that we went with, and you can see the mud where we had all fallen and sank into the mud. Section 107, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Bread has been around forever. I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and Ill eat eggs from chickens that I know. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? Yeah, we all have our little quirks. Shes laying on the other sofa, she hasher phone and we were in that Instagram vortex that you get stuck in and youjust find all these different things but instead of finding something cute and sharing it and going over there and saying Like shes four feet away from me. Cause Id like it to come out right. Its just so Im filled withanxiety when they come up to the table and they just come up and: And thelady will have? Ellen DeGeneres definitely did not accept an invitation to Dakota Johnson's birthday party earlier this fall. We saw the first wave of disapproval after DeGeneres attempted to rehabilitate the . Its very delicate. Yep, the green beans. She took a chance on me. Now Id like to talk to you aboutgay. Are there ten I just guessed. I swore Id never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. Its not important. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] I send her this. Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. Thats Thats my Happy Birthday fist right there. If you are graduating this year, first of all, I want to say congratulations. Please, change. I dont think thats a good thing. Ellen Degeneres: (08:05) There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. I love that phrase. If I have to do that, thatll be good. -Ill get the asparagus. I dont need anything. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. So I started writing what it would belike to have a phone call with God to find out why fleas are here. Like Oprah, Ellen, which premiered on Sept. 8, 2003, was a solid hit.With a mix of DeGeneres's witty banter and dance moves, which she showed off daily at the top of the show, celebrity interviews . In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. Its like Little holes everywhere, you think: Whos gonnato see it? I was also told that today is Chicken Appreciation Day. DeGeneres became my favorite comic within one hour of Lea Thompson. Theres not a lot of option at most restaurants. with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah Im not just a spokesperson, Im a gay. -Well, that comeswith Parmesan cheese. I mean People werent talking about dandruff. Clearly, shes crazy. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . And the next morning, I woke up and I said: Im coming out.. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. On July 30, a second report from BuzzFeed was published, this time revealing that former employees of . Alright, so you would like someone to goin with you? But thedifference is, when you do somethingstupid youre just a person someone saw doing something stupid. In 2010, she was a judge on American Idol for its ninth season. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Mazel tov. 0:50. Im just gonna look down here and touch that. You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. I like my job. [ Gillian comes out ] Gillian: I can't believe I have to come on a talk show to see you anymore. Im not sure. Nobodys worried about talking about dandruff anymore, you know. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Like, if someone cuts me off in a dangerous way if I honk, they are like: Ellen? [crowd laughs] [crowd laughs and claps] Yeah, that and the dancing. Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. Put that in perspective. Thank God, Ellen. I dont think she did. Class of 2020, parents, teachers, custodians, lunch ladies, principals and crossing guards. She And she has no memory either. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. She was ashamed. Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) Ellen DeGeneres : "I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. Was there a problem with the meal, everything OK? You have nice feet. But And its a wonderful thing, it is, but heres the downside I can never do anything unkind, ever now,ever. They didnt let her on, thank God, but Imean, not that she doesnt need it. But I really, you know, as much asthat was an imprint that celebrities werespecial and, you know, I knew that I didntthink I was gonna be a celebrity. Thats But, like toothpaste I will use everysingle bit of toothpaste in that tube. Andy Lassner: (06:25) Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. I have 15 on right now. Shouldnt be a problem. Its only Monday Andy Lassner: (00:50) Whenever we passsomeone going slow we have to see what they look like. they dont know what to do. I went on safari and I looked like I should have been on safari. So there's that. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. You know, you say: Im vegan. If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. Commencement: common, and cement, common cement. But its not until youve faced that fear head-on that you realized your power. At summit talks youll hear them speak Not from graduation, it was something else. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up We all had to have a tall friend to reach things for us. And also, I have a fear of getting hit in the eye with one of those graduation caps because theyre extremely pointy and no one really pays attention. If you go to a restaurant, unless itsa vegan restaurant. Everybodys fine with that. Thats [crowd laughs] Sliced bread really came about In 1928 somebody decided to slice it, in 1928. March 16, 2022. If you dont know, one had roast beef and the other had none. And So, I had to do that bathmat scoot all theway across the bathroom to get to the towel. Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. Some of the restaurants are trying to figure out how to help vegans. The next year she received two Emmy Award nominations for her stand-up comedy special Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now. Im gonna see what that is, right there,with that because I have to see this and No, I know youre next to me but youre still wrong, even though you caught up. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, and the longest distance between two points is the ladies room at a WNBA game. Fair use is permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Theyve gotten a pottery class, theyve played frisbee with a dog. Just draw the bath. So Im sitting in the tub and Im lookingout of the window at the rose garden and Tatiana was tending to the roses and I knocked. Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? I was raised in New Orleans and we Its a wonderful place to grow up and Iwas raised Christian Science. High school graduation was my favorite graduation ceremony. Excellent choice. I hate when they say excellent choice right after me. You buy a ladder when youre an adult. Im full, I ate in the bathroom. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! [crowd claps] Yes, I turned 60 this year. Im gonna go curl up and read a good book like You dont curl up for a magazine, you dont curl up for Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, thats Thats for sure. Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) The Ellen DeGeneres Show features a recurring segment, called "Cash for Kindness," that spreads good cheer by lying to people. I had to learn about it on the commercial. Ill wanna have a poncho on. I mean, its amazing. Andy Lassner: (08:16) Ellen Degeneres: Here and Now features a concert which was captured live at the Beacon Theater in New York, and was originally broadcast on HBO. Thank you. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up By the way, all right, listen to this joke. -Fine. [crowd laughs] They try to be so fancy when you go intothe fine dining. https://www.scripts.com/writer/ellen_degeneres/5244. But it was the best part of my journey. No, thank you. [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. -It is? I was working out like six days a week and then I had a sports injury. like theyre impressing us in some way. You know I mean, the ladder, we take that for granted. He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. I mean [crowd laughs] Its about winning. You might not but you might. And then at the end it says: Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right for you. Its like: I dont even know whats wrongwith them. I say 10B, does a plane go back thatfar? I just think when something istalked about and when you seerepresentatives of whatever the subjectis it demystifies it. Theres no reason for me to have a horn. And then Ill do yoga on the pier. Ellen's talent, personal warmth and insight have earned her recognition as a global entertainer and household name. Does she still have the cats? If Im out somewhere and people have a baby Theyll hold it out towards me like, for me tohold it and Im like: This is cashmere, no.. And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. Birds it turns out, love music. You know what I mean You know what I mean, yeah. At the starting of the week What time of day is good for a lesbian? So [claps] Yeah, and then I get on the air in the first season. I dont know if its a real chicken or just a dance, but I appreciate the Funky Chicken. That is lovely energy. And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. And where are my softball coaches at? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. But now Im countin this I think youre doing a great job. DeGeneres' stand-up success led to her own sitcom, "Ellen," which aired from 1994-1998. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. No, but Ive dined in other places before. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? Ellen Degeneres: (00:00) Her character, Ellen Morgan, also came out to a therapist played by Winfrey, and the series went on to explore various LGBT issues, including the coming-out process. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. I didnt know it was her cause she wasin a different car. Host Ellen DeGeneres continues to deliver uplifting, inspiring, and hilarious experiences to viewers. This made her the first openly lesbian actress to play an openly lesbian character on television. This is my second month of quarantine shows. Its I said: I have three dogs. And next? -Well, thats soaked in ham juice. Finesse and nanno with some counterfeits We stand up. Ellen Degeneres: (06:15) There was this one station manager, and this is a quote: No ones gonna watch it. In November 2019,. 2 Mar. These are good if I have to do this. This hour-long special focused on everyday situations, as DeGeneres put it: modern life and other inconveniences. Youre 21 and youve already accomplished more than I had at that age. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. He didnt even know how to slice it. And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. Yep, I like these, Im gonna get these. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. Garrett, who appears to have since deleted the tweet in question, appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show six times between 2004 and 2007. That is definitely I lost my sitcom whenI came out and Its not like nobodywarned me. I love that we imagine that were gonna curl up and read a good book. I mean, I dont know how many people have had a cap in the eye, but I have. But just in the last year or two for no reason, really. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. Transcripts & captions for a better media workflow. You know that. I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. She also launched a lifestyle brand, ED Ellen DeGeneres, which comprises a collection of apparel, accessories, home, baby, and pet items. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. A trailblazer for LGBTQ activism and awareness, DeGeneres received early acclaim for her skills as a standup. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now: Directed by Joel Gallen. Why do you say that to her?. That was a mistake, too. Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. It took three years for me to get back ontelevision. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. This is This is a true story. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah. Stephen "tWitch" Boss, choreographer, DJ and co-host of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," has died. Ill tell you. We do We have a tendency to stereotype people. Want to walk it like a dog, yeah Shake it off.. But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. *Ellen holds up two black and white photos showing David and Iman modelling clothes. I dont deserve it, give it to thelady there. The backlash against Ellen DeGeneres has been brewing for some time. Im the be-kind girl. He was 40. Mazel tov. It wasnt? Jen Aniston has dry eye. Hes a handsome boy. You have no idea. -Thank you. These are good. Those look good. But you know, so then I grew up going: Oh, celebrities! I guess,everybodys like that but like, I mean, Iwas 16. Happy birthday If DeGeneres makes roughly $50 million per year for The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and we know each season has an average of 174 episodes, that means DeGeneres earns about $287,356 per episode. Watch @SavannahGuthrie 's full interview with Ellen DeGeneres about her decision to end her talk show after its upcoming 19th season. Obviously, a lot of grads, this is a tough time to be starting out. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, DeGeneres said she had planned to end the show after season. Yeah, I really do. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. They are. I went to a gas station to put gas in my car And theres a group of teenageboys across the way and theyre like really cool. So my entire childhood, I never had a vaccination, never had any medicine. Now, she's addressing them directly about her decision to end . He had only a dollar. Im gonna give you something for that. That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. Hey, Ive got a joke for you. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. When when you have a house, and the bigger the house the more ladders. And then I danced the second day too good and then the third And I was locked in, I was the dancer. [crowd laughs] Ill bring some books, Ill read for sure. I did not graduate college. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up I pulled a muscle putting on a sports bra and Those are too tight, they are too tight. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . Your email address will not be published. Ellen's show experienced a hiatus from mid-December 2020 to mid-January 2021. Do you know what Im saying? Oh yeah! In Rwanda, so So we went to Rwanda for my birthday this summer to go see the mountain gorillas and see the the site where were building my campus, and it was unbelievable. Wait, its a sock. And so I had to move out of the place we were living cause I couldnt afford to live there anymore. I should leave him., I think were all looking for signs because were all looking for validation that were on the right path. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. Ellen Degeneres: (04:51) DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. She started with an announcement to the four million viewers of The Ellen DeGeneres Show: "Goodbye to the resolution to read," she quipped, "and hello to the resolution to be on the front cover of O in '09!" Then the crusade intensified. We are just silently, without talking, sending things back and forth Like, Id send her this. Shes actually She is my friend and shehid that from me. Comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been in the spotlight for decades. Andy Lassner: (00:24) I think they have been. The Suspiria actor made that much very clear in her Nov. 27 appearance on The Ellen Show. I heard he was coming to the party. She has dry eye and thats okay. Thank you. The most accurate AI-powered transcription on the market. Like were holding on to things that we dont need to hold on to that we should let go of. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. Ill do that, thank you. 2023. And if youdont know Christian Science, it is areligion that does not believe in doctors or medicine. She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. I think a junk drawer, that also is an adult thing that happens when were adults. -Are you in any pain? They seemed fine, like, I dont know what it is. Gillian: And it didn't happen. I love to drive and I like to drive fast and Im safe, but I do like to go fast and so slow drivers irritate me, because theyre goingso slow and lets be honest. Theyre missing outon music that they could be flying and then getting down on the you know. We need smart people. Thank you very much. He was using me as bait, hoping that Charlton would go: Oh, cute little girl. And come over,you know. I know how important that is. I dont know if some person, a customer in the restaurant. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. Its usually a Prius, isnt it? For the college grads, I want to salute you for getting your degree in science, history or whatever youre graduating in. Yeah. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. How is that soothing for either of us? Back that ass up Like What is Aspirin? I used to work out a lot. Nope, not going well. I mean, whenever youre closeted, youre always thinking about it. I had a great life. Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. I was walking, hewas walking, he started running, I had tocatch up. People who live in glass houses should never throw stones, but they should always wear pants. Deathly allergic. We never bought anything. Jim Jefferies: High n Dry (2023) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue SNL (2022) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle: Whats in a Name (2022) | Transcript, Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever (2022) | Transcript. I will, yeah. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. What do you guys think, do you like them? I was 10 years old. They just put the room in the air. I almost stopped but then sirens wereright behind me and showing up so I keptgoing and I found out later it was her. 2. And I can only imagine the fires that she mightve had to put out to put parents at ease and also know that I didnt have any training coming into it, but I appreciate whatever the potential this she saw in me was. I got a TV from the gay lady. So I was having pain in my thirdand fourthtoe. Im pretty sure that, you know -Doctor, sometimes I worry -Ive heardenough. Ellen DeGeneres was born in 1958 in New Orleans, Louisiana, and grew up in the Big Easy suburb of Metarie. Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump. Are there ten rows? This performance video featuring comic Ellen DeGeneres gets a simple treatment for its release on DVD. Fit as a fiddle. Is that a good shape? Ellen Degeneres: (02:17) I cant move right now. Ive decided, its the best. Yeah, but heres the thing. Throughout the years, Ellen . Libary Really? Heres something that Ive learned that I hope I can help with. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. Maybe its right for Ive gardened. 0:00. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Why do you care where I get my protein? Squirrels live in trees. But So Ive had this pain and I went to gosee a podiatrist and so he looks at mypods and he said that He said: You have a neuroma. And I said: You have a neuroma. I said that to him. [crowd laughs] I cant see. Again! ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) - Full Transcript January 10, 2018 talks about everything from the world of insects to mundane shampoo bottle directions to being caught by the highway patrol wearing nothing but a leather harness, captain's hat & paddle on the road. And it had been the whole time. The one thing people get really upset about is when they find out Im vegan. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. -Thank you. Ellen Degeneres: (07:31) Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah I dont wanna stop you. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. And I thought: Oh my God, I am gonna godownstairs Im gonna write the most relatable special that anybody has ever seen. So after Lupita got me dressed and combedmy hair I just couldnt wait, I was just the whole way down the escalator, Im like, this is gonna be so good. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. Everything was fine, thank you. - Oh, and a Diet Coke." Ellen DeGeneres Ellen Degeneres: (03:42) In 2004the year Ellen and Portia started datingDeGeneres purchased a 2,000-square-foot home in Hollywood Hills for $1.275 million. She has won 30 Emmys, 20 People's Choice Awards (more than any other person), and numerous other awards for her work and charitable efforts. And you can seethey have rhythm. Thats what was wrong because I packed to go on Safari and I looked good. -Yes, but I got one in the hand and thats worth two in the bush. Ellen DeGeneres' long-running daytime talk show will come to an end after 19 seasons. I get out of the tub and Batu hadforgotten to put the towel next to thetub. It was filmed at the Beacon Theatre on Broadway in New York City, New York on May 2, 2003. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. Her name is Brenda [Akin-Rambo 00:07:00]. DeGeneres will send a producer or an audience member out into the . I love you. The show was actually called "These Friends of Mine" in its first season, but the name was changed to avoid . You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. They stabbed at it with their sword. I make that statement, six years later, this happens. Yes. Ellen DeGeneres has told viewers she is ending her long-running TV show because "I truly have felt like next season was the right time" to bring it to a close. She said she held my head. Yes. Andy Lassner: (01:15) I love being vegan. Is she gonna be OK? Trulicity? Ellen Degeneres: (03:17) Hoe, who is you playin wit? I dont know, I For a while there, I was Every time I looked at the clock it was 11:11 and every time, and I started wondering, like, what does this mean? [crowd laughs] [claps] If I have to do that, thats good. 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